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Contents

Part Two: Hyperlinked Table of Contents
FUNNY BOOK PRODUCTION:
[Company Output]
[Coming Products]
[Favorite: Why Science Fiction?]
[& Quote of the Day] New Daily!
[Chronicle of Services]
[& Article of the Day]  New Daily!
[Support]
[Corporate Contact]
[Thanks for the visitors]
[& A Joke a Day] New Daily!
[New Quantum Product For Everyone!] New!

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Emerald City

The Oz Books by L. Frank Baum-free download:

 1:    The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

 2:    The Marvelous Land of Oz

 3:    Ozma of Oz

 4:    Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz

 5:    The Road to Oz

 6:    The Emerald City of Oz

 7:    The Patchwork Girl of Oz

 8:    Little Wizard Stories of Oz

 9:    Tik-Tok of Oz

10:   The Scarecrow of Oz

11:   Rinkitink in Oz

12:   The Lost Princess of Oz

13:   The Tin Woodman of Oz

14:   The Magic of Oz

15:   Glinda of Oz

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"The universe is not only queerer than we suppose, it is queerer than we can suppose."  - J. B. S. Haldane  

Surgeon General's Warnings

Funny #1: humorous, laughable, amusing Funny #2:. strange, weird, confusing (like an awful secret)
   
Too Jokeful International English Could Cause Mind Cancer, Soul Disease, And May Complicate Digestion of Texts. Rendering Reality and True Information For Minds And Souls Who Are Not Prepared To Face That  Could Cause Mind Illness, Soul Infection And Worse.
All Comic Output Of The ECH Corporation Contains Mad Humor, Which Could Be Bad For Your Melancholy Or Discontent. Discarding Concealed, Suppressed, and Publicly Unknown Facts and Knowledge Could Be The Reason For General Sadness, Depression, And Bad Actions.

Humor Laughter Physical Health.pdf       AND        The Impact of Humor.pdf

What Kind Of Books Are The Company Output?

As we talked about in the "Services," the Company created all kinds of books, from poetry to romance, from chronicle to historical novel. The mode, the feeling changes from the highly hilarious to the darkly dramatic.  What will be published and in what order is totally dependent on editors and technicalities.

Coming Products


quill a joke On the written-word part of creativity, the corporation has an elegant and well-made list of its coming outlet. The only problem with it is that this company has never succeeded to make just the item that was next on its list. All written, let it be fiction, nonfiction or poetry, came just like a lightning from a clear sky, instead of them which were on the list. So, the most the company can say, that it is working presently on about a dozen different projects, but has no idea which work will win the race. We will let you know as soon as we know...

The first couple of novels and nonfiction had been discarded, then one was published in amazon.com, which had been recalled. It's hard to be a perfectionist... ;-)    The writing goes on with full speed anyway.

What we can say that the company's passion is philology and its vicinity, that is, languages, linguistics, literature, history and philosophy. On the other hand, the company just loves mathematics and any branch of science. So, we can say it got a renaissance interest.

Several books are under editing, and/or in the process of creating printable book block. The book producing and selling is made by a separate, non-flesh corporation.

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  & Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

Chronicle of Services

practical jokerThis company always led a double life: professional and creative artist. This site is for the creative artist.  As such, this corporation was good at several branches of art, for example, architecture, hand drawing, arts of the word, like short stories and poetry, and techno arts, like image creation: photography, photoset, casting, scene-taking, and short film. The company even worked for another company as stylist. Whatever crap you think of, the company probably had a go at it.

The company was a good and trustable worker of words. It could imitate any style, and so it got some relatively well-paid ghost-writer jobs. Later on the company realized that ghost-working was possible in all the fields it was well-versed, that is, was qualified or trained or talented. Somehow there were many people out there who were too lazy or too busy to do their own jobs. In many fields.

ghostly funnyThe company was engaged in several fields of creation, from architecture to poetry, but, in fact, can't show any earlier products. The company admits, its excuses, on the first hand its ghost-creating past, on the second hand its non-existent archiving routines, and on the third hand its laziness, are actually just excuses. So, let's just say that the company finished its services. And, instead of wailing, here are some stories.

The female parent company made a call to some relatives by the way of the local train. Traveling back homeward, she began a conversation with another woman. When she told the family name, the woman she met persuaded her to leave the train at a stop. The woman showed her the house, which was designed by the company, then invited her to dinner, and told her gratitude to the company, she was so satisfied with the design. And the company felt proud.

funny moneyAnother story. This personnel was just coming back to Sweden, and as usual put in an ad in the biggest daily newspaper for creative work. A man called about a ghostwriting project. We agreed about the terms, even about the price, and he said he would call when he'll get back from the country. Some days later he called again. He revealed that he wanted the company to live in his spare room. When he understood that the company has a partner company and a daughter company, (not to mention the company cat,) he abruptly finished the conversation, and never returned the company's calls. Some people are truly mysteries.

A couple of interesting chronicles to download:
The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle by Unknown.txt  
A Modern Chronicle Complete; by Winston Churchill.txt
The Last Chronicle of Barset by Anthony Trollope.txt
The Canterville Ghost by Oscar Wilde.txt

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 & Article of the Day

Support

support for a daughter company

This corporation, the author of its books, supports each and every reader who buy any book in any way at all...  And what the heck is this support finally? The company warmly thanks any and every reader.

 

Corporate Contact

His Masters VoiceWe listen.  

-- Well, actually, we do not listen to emails anymore. We have tried for a long time, but couldn't hear a thing. So, from time to time, some of the team opens an email, and read it if it's witty enough. Sometimes she even answers, but no guarantee about that.

hehhIf you are an email hardliner, here is an email anyway:
corpus@ech.me

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Thanks for the Visitors

This site is being continually redesigned on the basis of the visitors' opinions. The aim is to keep it to be a witty web site. Let us know your opinion. Write posts or comments in the blogs.

Readings about visitors:
Garth and The Visitor[from Outer Space] by L. J. Stecher.htm  

Strange Visitors [from Afterlife].html

 & A Joke a Day

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New Quantum Product For Everyone!

Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device, acronym, the B.O.O.K.

It's a revolutionary breakthrough in quantum technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use even a child can operate it. Just lift its cover. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere -- even sitting in an armchair by the fire -- yet it is powerful enough to hold ass much information as a CD-ROM disk.

Here's how it works: each BOOK is constructed of sequentially numbered sheets of paper (recyclable), each capable of holding thousands of bits of information. These pages are locked together with a custom-fit device called a binder which keeps the sheets in their correct sequence. By using the yet newer double-sided technique, manufacturers are able to cut costs in half.

Each sheet is scanned optically, registering information directly into your brain. A flick of the finger takes you to the next sheet. The BOOK may be taken up at any time and used by merely opening it. The "Browse" feature allows you to move instantly to any sheet, and move forward or backward as you wish. Most come with an "index" feature, which pinpoints the exact location of any selected information for instant retrieval. And you can do all that anonymously.

An optional "BOOK-mark" accessory allows you to open the BOOK to the exact place you left it in a previous session -- even if the BOOK has been closed down. BOOK-marks fit universal design standards; thus a single BOOK-mark can be used in any BOOK by any manufacturers.

Portable, durable and affordable, the BOOK is the entertainment wave of the future, and many new titles are expected soon, due to the surge in popularity of its programming tool, the Portable Erasable-Nib Cryptic Intercommunication Language [acronym, the PENCIL].

[With some small changes I got it from
http://www.workjoke.com/publishers-jokes.html 
Congrats to the unknown author!]

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